It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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