I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We smell like vodka and hangover
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
