operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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