May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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