I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
