He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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