well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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