woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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