I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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