Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
