He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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