question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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