I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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