you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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