Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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