im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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