Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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