Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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