Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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