I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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