so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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