For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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