In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
What a dumb baby whore.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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