So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
no you cant smoke seaweed
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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