This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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