dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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