"it" just moved
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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