He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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