Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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