To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
handjob tips. give me some.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This baby is an asshole
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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