I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
How external is "for external use only"?
Can I color on your dick again?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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