im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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