how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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