And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
