So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Randomize
