Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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