someone get that fucking seahorse.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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