I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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