honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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