Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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