he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
this hospital has no fireball
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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