She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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