i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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