what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
