When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
