I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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