that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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