yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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