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honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?

(1-770): View more from Georgia

you.

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oh yeah. preciate

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.

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(817): View more from Texas

90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus

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(256): View more from Alabama

Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?

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(845): View more from New York

Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self

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(347): View more from New York

Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta

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(602): View more from Arizona

Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.

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(757): View more from Virginia

My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him

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It was like catching dick in a barrel

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