I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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